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What the fuck, darshes, why aren't we composing posts?

Darsh Zero Sighting

Holy dick. I walk into a random party at UW Madison and there is the Darsh messiah, Allen. We embrace and continue on our respective journeys.

Huge News in the Nebula

Friends, Darshes, Comrades...

This past weekend we lost a very dear member of the Nebula. Killer "Kill" Darsh passed away, into the universe forever where he belongs, late Friday night/ early Saturday morning. Cause of death is mostly unknown, however there are suspicions that a house party may have caused overwhelming anxiety to the point of heart failure. Killer was pronounced dead on the scene on Saturday morning around 10:34 a.m.

There will be a memorial service for Killer next Wednesday evening at the McCarthy Co-op house, 211 Union street.

In other news, Darsh Harrison and Darsh Bridget are sort of engaged. They have promised themselves to each other half heartedly in case they do not find mates by the time they are 40. Everyone is invited to the wedding, and there better be some bangin' gifts.

Speaking of Star Fox...


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Claire's Final Words

"I always thought that a little drinking improves my motor skills."



BIF
A photograph found of a total Darsh, possibly seeking a mate. Do not feed the darshes.

Candleglass Candlebutt

Psalm 100,000,000

Be still, ye young Darsh,
and know that the Darsh is One.
Nebula encompasses us all-
cradles us all in our darkest nights-
fills our mouth with Rog when it is dry-
places our quarters on the rim.
Let thy Whisper seek thy heart, Darsh.
Silent, clean, wholesome, and good-
Whisper.

Body Darshwork


Whisper Temple




The above pictures were taken earlier today at an unidentified site somewhere in the upper Darsh Nebula. It seems the coating of inanimate objects in Whisper is some sort of way of thanking the Darsh for providing its people with their happiness and productivity and fertility and Red Dog and Whisper.

Darsh Temple

Above is a photograph of a Darsh temple made to honor one of their primary deities, the Darsh Darsh of Red Dog. You will see symbols and crushed beer cans play major roles in the final design of this temple.